nsg-7:

Stop being so available to a person that always puts you last.

uraliengf:

u play urself every time u think men cant disappoint u more than they already have

that-twink-over-there:

carnival-phantasm:

archangelrebirth:

sunshien:

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

Cause it’s Blackface

frogmp3:

coolcatgroup:

The bean thief

greem beam

1dietcokeinacan:

geyser2:

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

honeybottledrip:

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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v3nice:

Someone: Are you taken?
Me: Ya for granted

dat-goat-boi:

cockjelly:

motherfucker-unlimited:

everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs

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Originally posted by spectrometrie

faebinding:

sometimes you gotta ‘its not that deep’ yourself

imagines-by-loki-and-kylo:

ohhopelessromanticme:

starsshinedarkly77:

catchymemes:

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.

This is modern fucking art and it’s inspiring

BETTER YET: THE MAN WAS FOUND, ARRESTED, AND HIS BAIL WAS PAID BY THE LAST GUY TO DESTROY THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!

Inspiring.

rcktpwr:

we’ll see who’s laughing when a race of incomprehensibly hot alien milfs visits earth and they are only sexually attracted to people who listen to dubstep